This;

Lila: White people have no rhythm! Hispanics can dance, Black people can clap-"
Owen: "And white people just try to enslave everyone."

Ian: "You can dance, but you have no coordination."
Me: "Okay?"

Me: "Lila eats like this 'nom nom nom', but Ian eats like this 'ASHWARGHASHARGH!'"

Ian: "See, I am the nice one."
Me: "You only look like the nice one because Dewey's your brother."
Ian: "Wow."
Me: "Ahaha, just kidding, I love him."

Ian: "Burger king? Oh, I don't have any money... you're not buying for me, that's just not right."

Is why I'm still going.