Secret #3

Even though I must've seen you walk into the room a thousand times, you still give me butterflies.

If we really had chill pills;

I'd be a drug addict.

Goodnight;

-You're busy.
-You're upset.
-You're upset at me.
-You're the best, but I don't want to bother you.
-You're so sweet but I hate complaining to you.

So God, what's up?

Oh, that's funny;

I just don't get how someone can do something to me and expect me not to get mad, then if I do the same thing to them, they suddenly reserve the right to get really angry.

Man, I am in such a bad mood. I need to go take a chill pill.

Patronss;

Me: I think I'm gonna close the pool slide down, I'm really thirsty. Okay, I'm gonna close it and get a drink.
I put the cones in front of the slide and walk away. I come back for a second, still without my drink, and there's a man and his son at the top of the slide asking if they can go down.
Preferred response: No. No, there's cones in front of the slide. Sir, there are cones in front of the slide. The slide is closed. Sir. Hey moron! Do you not see the CONES in front of the SLIDE?
Actual response: "Sir, the slide is closed, but I will let you go down once."


Man 2: "My daughter lost her hair piece in the pool! Ma'am, my daughter lost her hairpiece!"
Preferred response: What do you want me to do, drain the pool? I'm the only lifeguard out here!
Actual response: "Well, uh.. sorry?"


Cattie: "Hey buddy, you can't swim in the deep end."
Son: "Okay."
Man 1 (the man who tried to use the slides): Even if there's no one in there?"
Cattie: "Yes."
Man 1: "You're stupid. You're just being stupid."
Cattie's preferred response: Get out.
Actual response: (Sarcastically) "Sor-ry."
^^ I love her.

And now I'm picking up the pieces;

Nope, not gonna be upset over it. Not gonna be upset. No. Nope. Ugh. No more complaining, just ignore it, Phoebe. Just ignore it.

I'm spending all of these years
putting my heart back together.

Changing;

I know it's not going to be the same. Duh. And I'm not going to change into someone I don't want to be over this, but it is just a little frustrating.

Go be happy. For real, I mean it. :)

My life just got about 10x cooler;

Just met the Nugent with my middle name. Only he spells it differently, Barrett Nowell Nugent. And oh my lanta, may I mention that he's really smart? Like all the rest of that family? Yeah, he's really smart. And funny. And God-led.. what is it with this family? I love them to death.

Anyway, one more Nugent down, two more brothers and one sister to go. :)

Hello, is it me you're looking for;

Tell me how to win your heart,
for I haven't got a clue.

Dear RachelMarie,

I was thinking about you just now, obviously, since I'm writing this. Just wanna let you know that I am amazed and pleased at how much you've grown since I met you and just in this past year.
I know you still have things to work on, but keep growing.
Loveyou.